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Toutes les sœurs savent bien que la mère supérieure fait des trucs anormal !

28 décembre 201516 juillet 2015 par MrYou

Toutes les sœurs savent bien que la mère supérieure fait des trucs anormal !

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Les gars maigres Vs les gars gros aux yeux des filles..

28 décembre 201516 juillet 2015 par MrYou

Les gars maigres Vs les gars gros aux yeux des filles..

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IL partage avec sa copine une nouvelle WTF, Ou va notre génération?

28 décembre 201515 juillet 2015 par MrYou

IL partage avec sa copine une nouvelle WTF, Ou va notre génération?

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Après avoir vu le journal, un mari décide de téléphoner sa femme pour prendre l’attention..

28 décembre 201515 juillet 2015 par MrYou

à vous d’imaginer la réaction de son mari après avoir entendu ça..

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Voici l’autre sens du VDM, très bien dit…

28 décembre 201515 juillet 2015 par MrYou

Heureusement qu’elle a un copain sympa qui a réussi d’allumer son sourire..

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Demain soir je peux pas sortir vous vous rendez compte les mecs?

28 décembre 201514 juillet 2015 par MrYou

Demain soir je peux pas sortir vous vous rendez compte les mecs? 

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Après plusieurs tentatives le pauvre tombe dans le piège..

28 décembre 201514 juillet 2015 par MrYou

Après plusieurs tentatives le pauvre tombe dans le piège.. 

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Si toi aussi tu détestes ce genre de dr-a-gue par texto..

28 décembre 201513 juillet 2015 par MrYou

Si toi aussi tu détestes ce genre de dr-a-gue par texto.. 

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Quand un français et un marocain cherchent leurs femmes dans un marché..

28 décembre 201513 juillet 2015 par MrYou

Quand un français et un marocain cherchent leurs femmes.. 

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Voici l’objectif que chaque homme cherche..

28 décembre 201512 juillet 2015 par MrYou

Voici l’objectif que chaque homme cherche..

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J’adore la réponse de cette maman, très directe..

28 décembre 201512 juillet 2015 par MrYou

J’adore la réponse de cette maman, très directe..

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Ben appelle la en cas non?

28 décembre 201512 juillet 2015 par MrYou

Malheureusement elle n’a pas de chance…

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Sous la douche tout ce temps… tu te mastur…

28 décembre 201512 juillet 2015 par MrYou

Sous la douche tout ce temps… tu te mastur…

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C’est une femme incroyable, elle guérit son mari de sa crise très vite..

28 décembre 201512 juillet 2015 par MrYou

C’est une femme incroyable, elle guérit son mari de sa crise très vite..

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The neighbors never said the other part out loud, the part that lived under every compliment like a buried nail: the food tasted like that because a woman named Celia had spent her whole life learning how to make it so. Celia had come to Magnolia Bend as a child, traded like a chair, like a mule, like a thing. She was eight when they brought her from a failing Carolina property, thin as a broom handle with eyes that remembered everything. The old cook then, a woman everyone called Aunt Ama, watched the girl quietly for a week and finally said to the kitchen girls, “That one hears flavors the way birds hear storms.” From that day on, Celia’s world became heat and metal and rhythm: the thump of dough, the hiss of fat, the soft grind of herbs between stone and palm. Aunt Ama taught her how to coax sweetness from bitter roots, how to keep bread alive through winter, how to make a sauce behave, how to stretch a ham so it fed more mouths than it should have. But Aunt Ama did not only teach cooking. On nights when the kitchen quieted and the big house slept behind its locked doors, Aunt Ama would draw letters in ash on the hearthstone and make Celia repeat them until her tongue knew the shapes. “Why?” Celia had asked once, rubbing her eyes with a floury fist. “Ain’t nobody gonna let me use that.” Aunt Ama’s gaze had been steady as cast iron. “Because the day somebody tries to tell you who you are,” she said, “you’ll have a way to answer back. Words are a key. Keys don’t ask permission.” And then, when Celia was old enough to be trusted with errands beyond the kitchen yard, Aunt Ama taught her the other knowledge, the kind passed from woman to woman like a secret seam stitched into every generation. In the swamp edge behind Magnolia Bend, certain plants grew where the land stayed wet and the air smelled like old water. Aunt Ama knew which leaves cooled fever and which bark could settle a baby’s stomach. She also knew which things made a grown man’s body betray him in quiet ways that looked like God’s own decision. “Some leaves are for healing,” Aunt Ama said, hanging bundles from the rafters to dry under moonlight. “Some are for sleeping. And some… some are for when the world refuses to listen any other way.” Celia had swallowed hard. “That’s sin.” Aunt Ama’s laugh had been low, humorless. “Sin is what they call it when the wrong person holds power,” she said. “Listen close, child. I’m not telling you to do evil. I’m telling you the earth don’t belong to the Colonel. The earth remembers everybody.” When Aunt Ama died of fever years later, the kitchen did not collapse. Celia stepped into the space she’d been trained to fill, as naturally as breathing. By then, Celia had a husband, Jonah, the plantation blacksmith, broad-shouldered and steady-handed, the kind of man who fixed what he could and held what he couldn’t. Together they had three children: Eli, seven and already serious; Martha, six and sharp as a needle; and little Ben, four, whose laugh came quick and loud as summer rain. They lived in a cabin slightly bigger than the others. People called it a privilege. Celia understood it for what it really was: a rope with silk tied around it. Colonel Whitlock rarely spoke to Celia directly. He spoke through his wife, Mrs. Whitlock, a pale woman with restless hands and a habit of pressing a lace handkerchief to her mouth as if the world smelled wrong. “The Colonel wants duck for Sunday,” Mrs. Whitlock would say, eyes sliding past Celia the way polite eyes slid past furniture. “And he wants that sauce you do. The berry one.” “Yes, ma’am,” Celia would answer, voice even, because evenness was armor. In that kitchen, Celia became indispensable. People who visited Magnolia Bend never saw her face clearly, but they tasted her hands. They praised Whitlock’s refinement and never wondered why refinement always seemed to require someone else’s back bent over heat. The illusion Celia lived inside was fragile but functional: as long as she was useful, her family stayed together. As long as her cooking made the Colonel feel admired, he had no reason to sell her, and no reason to scatter Jonah and the children like spilled grain. Celia held that illusion the way a drowning person holds driftwood, not because it was strong, but because it floated. Then Everett Whitlock came home. The Colonel’s eldest son returned from schooling in Natchez with a tailored coat, a smile that never warmed his eyes, and the restless boredom of a man who had never been told “no” in any way that mattered. He was twenty-two, built lean like his father, and he carried himself with the lazy certainty of someone who believed the world existed for his entertainment. 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