A man had three girlfriends, but he couldn’t decide which one to marry.
So he decided to run a test to see which one would make the best wife.
He withdrew $15’000 from the bank, gave $5’000 to each woman, and said:
“Spend it however you want.”
The first one went shopping. She bought clothes, jewelry, went to the hair salon, the spa, the beauty parlor, etc.
When she came back, she said:
“I spent all your money to look more beautiful for you, to please you. I did all this because I love you.”
The second one also went shopping. She bought clothes for herself, a CD player, a flat-screen TV, two pairs of sneakers, golf clubs, and more.
When she came back, she said:
“I spent all your money to make you happy and to please you. I did all this because I love you.”
The third one took the money and invested it in the stock market.
In three days, she doubled the investment, gave the original $5,000 back to the man, and said:
“I invested your money and made my own profit. Now I can do whatever I want with my money. I did all this because I love you.”
So the man thought…
and thought…
and thought…
and thought…
and thought…
(and thought some more… men think a lot…)
thought…
thought…
thought…
farted…
thought…
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thought…
burped…
thought…
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(he’s really thinking hard, right?)
thought…
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farted again…
thought…
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(this is getting LONG)
thought…
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thought…
And he married the one with the biggest b00bs.
Because yes, men think a lot… but it’s completely useless. 😄
