At Dinner, My Sister Drenched Me In Wine, Shouting: “You Have Until Sunrise To Get Out Of My House!” My Parents Cheered Her On. I Just Smiled, Dropped A Key On The Table, And Replied: “THEN YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS…”

I felt the cold merlot dripping down my face as my sister Lauren towered over me, the empty wine bottle still in her hand.

“You have until sunrise to get out of my house,” she screamed, while our parents applauded from across the dining table.