She powered down that BMW window and flashed me a smile so fake it could have been made in China. Oh, honey, this little dirt road, that’s been public access forever. You can’t just block neighbors from using established community roots. I showed her the deed, pointed to the signs, explained that everything past my cattlegate belonged to the Riverside family had since before she was born.
Her smile turned sharp enough to cut glass. Well, bless your heart, sugar. We’ll just see about that. Any Texan knows bless your heart is fighting words wrapped in fake politeness. and that sugar dripped with enough venom to kill a horse. But the real declaration of war came the next morning.
I was moving my prize Angus bull, 1500 lb of pure muscle worth more than Karen’s car payment when she came barreling through at her usual 715. Laid on that horn like the world was ending, scattered my cattle, and when I stepped into her path with my hands up, she actually accelerated. The sound of German engineering meets Texas gravel at 30 mph is something you don’t forget.
Neither is the taste of dust mixed with exhaust fumes or the sight of a $2,000 heer limping away from near miss with a BMW bumper. That’s when I realized Karen Bradshaw hadn’t just moved to the neighborhood. She’d invaded it. And this old rancher was about to teach her the difference between city rules and country justice.
3 days after Karen nearly killed my prize bull, she brought out the big guns. I was replacing fence wire, $1,500 worth of damage from my bull’s BMW induced panic attack when a process server appeared at my gate. City boy in a cheap suit, sweating through his polyester shirt like ice cream on asphalt, clutching an envelope thick enough to choke a horse.
