MY 87-YEAR-OLD MOM GOT A NOSE JOB AGAINST MY DAD’S WISHES JUST THREE WEEKS BEFORE THEIR 60TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. WHEN DAD SAW HER NEW FACE, HE CANCELED THE ENTIRE CELEBRATION. THEN HE PULLED OUT THEIR WEDDING ALBUM, HELD AN OLD PHOTOGRAPH BESIDE HER FACE, AND WHISPERED, “HOW COULD YOU KEEP THIS FROM ME?”
“Cancel tomorrow night. All of it.”
