In the background, Eleanor’s voice was crisp as a starched collar. « David, tell her about the untidy guest room. Are you listening to me? »
My husband was 41 years old, going on 14. He’d clearly panicked and called his mother.
« Okay, » I said carefully. « That’s great. Tell her thank you. »
« Sure. Rest up. »
He hung up before I could say I loved him.