“At 11:42 P.M. During My Best Friend’s Bachelorette Party, My Smart Scale Sent Me An Alert: A 115-Pound ‘Guest’ Had Just Weighed In At My House. My Husband Was Home Alone With Our Kids. The Number Didn’t Match Any Of Them.”

It was 11:42 p.m. Five of my closest friends and I were in a hotel suite downtown for Brooke’s bachelorette party.

Jenna was waving a champagne flute like she was conducting an orchestra. Hannah was trying to balance a plastic tiara on Brooke’s head. Lila was filming everything for a “last single night” montage she’d already promised to edit into a highlight reel.