Then I started laughing.
Not softly. Not politely. But with a force that surprised even me.
I laughed so hard that everyone stared at me like I had lost control. Jonathan frowned and asked what could possibly be funny.
I wiped a tear from my eye and looked straight at him with calm clarity. “My husband, have you completely lost your mind,” I asked slowly.
He looked irritated and demanded to know what I meant. I tilted my head slightly and told him he had forgotten something extremely important.