« Whatever you call it, Dad’s the one with the money. »
« We keep separate accounts. »
« Sure you do. »
Ashley called me Dad’s « expensive new hobby. »
Once, Ashley even started calling me « Ducky. »
« Why Ducky? » I asked.
« Because you organize silly little parties. Rubber ducks seemed appropriate. »
« That’s not funny, Ashley. »
« Relax. It’s just a nickname. »
We keep separate accounts.